I'm Going to Hell

Another one of the random things I found in this old notebook full of jokes was a list of rejected children's books. It made me laugh, even though it is evil.

• Barney's Bleeding and Nobody Can Help
• Clifford the Big Red Dog Accidentally Eats his Masters and is Put to Sleep
• Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear
• Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
• Dad's New Wife Timothy
• Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle
• Peter Rabbit's Frisky Adventures
• Pop! Goes the Weasel...And Other Great Microwave Games
• Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer's Games of Revenge
• The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
• The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
• The Frog Formerly Known as Prince
• Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
• When Mommy Leaves Daddy, and What You Did to Cause It