Friday, September 16, 2005

I'm Going to Hell

Another one of the random things I found in this old notebook full of jokes was a list of rejected children's books. It made me laugh, even though it is evil.

  • Barney's Bleeding and Nobody Can Help
  • Clifford the Big Red Dog Accidentally Eats his Masters and is Put to Sleep
  • Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear
  • Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
  • Dad's New Wife Timothy
  • Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle
  • Peter Rabbit's Frisky Adventures
  • Pop! Goes the Weasel...And Other Great Microwave Games
  • Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer's Games of Revenge
  • The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
  • The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
  • The Frog Formerly Known as Prince
  • Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
  • When Mommy Leaves Daddy, and What You Did to Cause It