Want to increase a hit counter?

A sure fire way to increase your hit counter is to post the lyrics to the new Rob Thomas song. I get more searches for that post than I do for any other post ever. Makes me a little happy to know there are people out there not looking for enema stories! I've had 19 searches that produced that post in the last 5 days. I've also had a couple of other searches, now listed here:

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And then there is the person who found me and read quite a bit, but didn't comment. The person may be someone I know IRL, but they are hiding their identity. Who are you?