Worst Pick Up Lines
I was walking into work the other day when a girl shared a story with me. It made me think of horrible things to say to someone to pick them up. The following is some of the worst things to say to a stranger whom you find attractive:
You look like someone who would know where the
- correctional facility is
- halfway house is
- XXX porn shop is
- strip club is
- trailer park is
- head shop is
- drug rehabilitation center is
- unemployment office is
- pawn shop is
- check cashing establishment is
Another weird conversation that I was told was from a guy I work with. We're trying to figure out if this woman was hitting on him or if she was just going a little bit crazy. Here's the conversation.
Woman: Have you seen my face on TV?
Man: Uh, no.
Woman: Are you sure?
Man: Yes.
Woman: My boss took pictures of me and now he's showing them on an adult film on public access.
Then she walked away. Here's my question. When did public access start showing adult films? I thought they only showed school lunch schedules and Trekkie conventions. Sure, there's the occasional high school choir/band concert, but porn? That doesn't happen.
Okay, those were just some of the random thoughts and conversations I had this weekend. Off to another fun filled week. And dealing with this computer!
|