Darn.

While chatting on AOL with my best friend from high school (Liese), she informed me of some news and had to make me laugh.

L: Remember Bobby Ray?
B: I remember Bobby Ray. Unfortunately.
L: Haha.
B: Why?
L: He's married to some bitch I guess. [Her ex] told me.
B: I still have nightmares about the miner's light.
L: Ha! Good times though.

Oh, Bobby Ray, you escaped me. And I'm rejoicing still.