Searches and Surprises

People are strange and somehow, they find me. I have been keeping a list of the random search strings that people use and end up finding my blog. I have four that I need to share.

Yushchenko ailment conspiracy theory - now, this is interesting since the posts with these words are three different, unrelated posts. I can't remember which post I used the word theory in, that's probably a pretty common one.

kumiko akimoto - This is a post I did about what my Japanese name would be. From what the search engine turned up, I guess it's also the name of a Japanese porn star. How wonderful.

school AND boys AND girls AND "pink socks" - I'm not finding the links for these, but what an odd combination. I'm sure I've used all the words here many times and for it to be so specific to "pink socks". It's beyond me.

And my favorite, from a search today:

"took a picture of my boobs" - Yes, the person searching used the quotation marks and I did actually type those exact words once. It was about how Matt waited too long taking my picture when we were playing pool and I stood up and the focal point of the picture was no longer my face. Oops.

2 Comments:

At 2:58 PM, Matt said...

I am glad that my mistake was able to help satisfy someone's curiosity out there about boobs. That makes me feel as if I did a good deed. However I do not think that it has earned any points towards me getting into heaven after the comments that were made at Perkins that other night. Oh well. I will talk to you later little sister, take care.
Big Brother
P.S. Enjoy your dinner of garlic turkey......

At 6:42 PM, Firebear said...

It must be frustrating to be a pervert and have to stumble through blogs looking for a picture of someones boobs! Its a good thing none of your regulars are like that!
BTW can I get a copy of that photo?