"You will be eaten by a big greasy monster."

Bonus points for anyone guessing which cheesy made-for-TV movie that line is from.

I got to work tonight and finally decided to open my fortune cookie from last night and read the fortune.

A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

Not much in the ways of telling the future, but still sweet. And it's driving me nuts.

Is it Sunday yet?

3 Comments:

At 5:00 PM, CarpeDM said...

What? What? No clue.

I love the fortune cookie. Very cool.

Sunday is soon to be here. Have fun at work.

At 7:01 PM, The Lioness said...

Is it SUMMER yet? OMIGOD. I've sent you two an email w a v special attachment, you'll see, you'll SEE, just warnd friends and family first in case you become SO MESMERISED you can't eat or sleep - oh hey, you're there already, it's only DM i need to worry abt. Oh bloody hell, let Sun come soon!!! YES.

At 11:43 AM, Firebear said...

Always put "in bed" at the end of your fortune. Once and a while it doesn't work, but usual its great.

"You will help make your friends happy." in bed.
"You have the power to make the earth shake." in bed.
"You have an 18 inch shlong and are awesome. " in bed.

ok one of those may not be an actual, fortune cookie, but it should be.

so here we go:
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
in bed.

hugs-larry